What should we call the 5 day course?

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#41

@aran Will you make it a poll, or will you decide for yourself? There are some gems in the list, anyway!

#42

Jet Propel Your Welsh

#43

Turbo Iaith is the only winner :slight_smile:

As a fan of infomercials could I also recommend…

Insanity (Welsh)
T25 (Welsh)
Aran and Iestyn’s Lean Mean Grammar Learn by Rote Reducing Machine.
Get Welsh in 5 Days or your money back.

I jest of course :slight_smile:

#44

Will you make it a poll

Best not, eh? Otherwise “Welshy McWelshface” would win. :laughing:

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#45

Supersonic intense Welsh
Welsh Sonic boom
Sglod-monkeys teach Welsh
Supersonic Language Acquisition
Spoken Welsh detonation
Effort In Welsh Out
Language in less than a week
Compressed language acquisition

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#46

neu Cymraeg ap Wyneb Cymreig

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#47

Whipcrack Welsh

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#48

Which would be EPIC!!

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#49

[quote=“siaronjames, post:47, topic:8621, full:true”]
Whipcrack Welsh[/quote]
:laughing: I like that one!

#50

5 Day Deep End
5 Day Jump Start
5 Day Launch Pad
5 Day Jump Leads
5 Day Jump Ahead
5 Day Sprint
5 Day Welsh Sprint
5 Day Springboard
5 Day Welsh Springboard
5 Day Dash
5 Day Welsh Dash
5 Day Rewire for Welsh
5 Day Full Throttle Welsh
5 Day Iaith-Storm
5 Day Dragon Ride Welsh
5 Day Flying Leap Welsh
5 Day Neuro-Blast Welsh
5 Day Shove
Iron 5 Day Welsh
Hard 5 Day Welsh
5 Day H.I.L.T.
5 Day Welsh H.I.L.T.
Pimp Maer Ride
5 Day Supercharge
5 Day Power Cram
5 Day Dragon Flight
5 Day Brain Buster
A Week on Dragon Wings
Pump My Welsh
Lightning Welsh
5 Day Lightning Welsh
Hurricane Learning
5 Day Hurricane Learning
Turbo Iaith
5 Day Turbo Iaith
Lexicise
5 Day Lexicise
A.L.A.W. - Accelerated Language Acquisition Workshop
5 Day A.L.A.W.
HI 5
5 Day Brain Shock for Welsh
Tackle the Dragon
Take on the Dragon
Storm force Welsh
Tornado Welsh
Welsh Whirlpool
Welsh shock learning
Welsh ramrod
Firehose Welsh
Five day firehose
Invasion force Welsh
Dragon force Welsh
Welsh brain transplant
Knock-out Welsh
Welsh to the limit
Extreme Welsh
Welsh language-slam
Welsh through the medium of pain
Insane Welsh
Flame-grilled Welsh
Hard-baked Welsh
Some Suffering in Welsh (SSiW)
Caffeinated Welsh Course
Intravenous Welsh 64
5SiD = 5 Super intensive Days
5alad = 5 accelerated language acquisition days
5iarad = 5 intense accelerated rapid acquisition days
PoWeR5 - Possibility of Welsh Revealed in 5 days
WI5H = Welsh in 5 hours - now that would be super, super intense - 1 day course on the way!
5gwrs course (or sgwrs, of course!) doesn’t sound very intense?
Llanwam = Learn language and never worry about mistakes
Zero to Hero in 5 Days
Fast-Track in 5
Welsh - Alive in 5
Ignite the Iaith
Zipwire Welsh
5 Day Deep Dive
5 Day Welsh language Scorch
5 Day Welsh marathon
The Dragon’s Pen
Jet Propel Your Welsh
Insanity (Welsh)
T25 (Welsh)
Aran and Iestyn’s Lean Mean Grammar Learn by Rote Reducing Machine.
Get Welsh in 5 Days or your money back.
Supersonic intense Welsh
Welsh Sonic boom
Sglod-monkeys teach Welsh
Supersonic Language Acquisition
Spoken Welsh detonation
Effort In Welsh Out
Language in less than a week
Compressed language acquisition

93!

I’m not sure a poll is the right way forward - I think once we’ve cracked the big 100, it would be interesting for everyone to pick their 5 favourites, and see what sort of patterns come out of that…

Ideally, I’d like it to be something that we can port fairly easily to courses for other languages (doesn’t necessarily have to play out like that, but it would be great if it did)…

#51

Sorry I could only give this one “like”!

#52

Strong Week

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#53

Take flight in Welsh
Take off with Welsh

Raymond

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#54

Language Forge - get beaten into shape!

Raymond

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#55

It might be fun to have something like the old children’s activity program: Why don’t you…? (Just switch off the television set and go and do something less boring instead.)

Why don’t you learn Welsh?

Learn Welsh…!
Learn Welsh now! (getting to a point in 5 days that would normally take you years.)
Pop-up Welsh
Gorge on Welsh
Gorgeous Welsh
You could go down the ‘artist formerly known as Prince’ route
–> WELSH <–
Synapse Straining Welsh
Maximum Capacity Welsh
Crack Welsh (like this one because it suggests effort, that the course is a beginning not an end, but that at the end of the course you will have ‘cracked Welsh’)
Crack Welsh Course

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#56

5 Day Deep End
5 Day Jump Start
5 Day Launch Pad
5 Day Jump Leads
5 Day Jump Ahead
5 Day Sprint
5 Day Welsh Sprint
5 Day Springboard
5 Day Welsh Springboard
5 Day Dash
5 Day Welsh Dash
5 Day Rewire for Welsh
5 Day Full Throttle Welsh
5 Day Iaith-Storm
5 Day Dragon Ride Welsh
5 Day Flying Leap Welsh
5 Day Neuro-Blast Welsh
5 Day Shove
Iron 5 Day Welsh
Hard 5 Day Welsh
5 Day H.I.L.T.
5 Day Welsh H.I.L.T.
Pimp Maer Ride
5 Day Supercharge
5 Day Power Cram
5 Day Dragon Flight
5 Day Brain Buster
A Week on Dragon Wings
Pump My Welsh
Lightning Welsh
5 Day Lightning Welsh
Hurricane Learning
5 Day Hurricane Learning
Turbo Iaith
5 Day Turbo Iaith
Lexicise
5 Day Lexicise
A.L.A.W. - Accelerated Language Acquisition Workshop
5 Day A.L.A.W.
HI 5
5 Day Brain Shock for Welsh
Tackle the Dragon
Take on the Dragon
Storm force Welsh
Tornado Welsh
Welsh Whirlpool
Welsh shock learning
Welsh ramrod
Firehose Welsh
Five day firehose
Invasion force Welsh
Dragon force Welsh
Welsh brain transplant
Knock-out Welsh
Welsh to the limit
Extreme Welsh
Welsh language-slam
Welsh through the medium of pain
Insane Welsh
Flame-grilled Welsh
Hard-baked Welsh
Some Suffering in Welsh (SSiW)
Caffeinated Welsh Course
Intravenous Welsh 64
5SiD = 5 Super intensive Days
5alad = 5 accelerated language acquisition days
5iarad = 5 intense accelerated rapid acquisition days
PoWeR5 - Possibility of Welsh Revealed in 5 days
WI5H = Welsh in 5 hours - now that would be super, super intense - 1 day course on the way!
5gwrs course (or sgwrs, of course!) doesn’t sound very intense?
Llanwam = Learn language and never worry about mistakes
Zero to Hero in 5 Days
Fast-Track in 5
Welsh - Alive in 5
Ignite the Iaith
Zipwire Welsh
5 Day Deep Dive
5 Day Welsh language Scorch
5 Day Welsh marathon
The Dragon’s Pen
Jet Propel Your Welsh
Insanity (Welsh)
T25 (Welsh)
Aran and Iestyn’s Lean Mean Grammar Learn by Rote Reducing Machine.
Get Welsh in 5 Days or your money back.
Supersonic intense Welsh
Welsh Sonic boom
Sglod-monkeys teach Welsh
Supersonic Language Acquisition
Spoken Welsh detonation
Effort In Welsh Out
Language in less than a week
Compressed language acquisition
Strong Week
Take flight in Welsh
Take off with Welsh
Language Forge - get beaten into shape
Why don’t you learn Welsh?
Learn Welsh…!
Learn Welsh now! (getting to a point in 5 days that would normally take you years.)
Pop-up Welsh
Gorge on Welsh
Gorgeous Welsh
–> WELSH <–
Synapse Straining Welsh
Maximum Capacity Welsh
Crack Welsh
Crack Welsh Course
Whipcrack Welsh

109!

I think we’re ready. If you could all choose the 5 that catch your attention, then we can start to build a leaderboard… :slight_smile:

#57

I know I submitted quite a few, but my ultimate (as in last) suggestion - Whipcrack Welsh - seems to have fallen off the list!

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#58

My five faves are:
5 Day Launch Pad
5 Day Springboard
5 Day Iaith-Storm
5 Day Supercharge
Extreme Welsh

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#59

5 Day Dragon Ride
5 Day Springboard
A Week on Dragon Wings
Language Forge
Crack Welsh (is there a Welsh variant of Craic?)

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#60

So many good ones to choose from but, in no particular order:

5 Day Welsh Springboard
5 Day Brain Shock for Welsh
Extreme Welsh
Supersonic Language Acquisition
A Week on Dragon Wings

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