There's off topic, and then there's off planet

[pete]

Of course!!!

[gruntius]

I’m not so sure, it’s taken me 5 years so far.

[pete]

You dont look old enough

[gruntius]

I know, right?

[pete]

I have severe short sight. you are the one with a full head of hair at saith seren aren’t you?

[gruntius]

You must have upside-down vision too.

[pete]

i have turned my phone upside down. Do i know you?