Those are superb!!
I have to secretly admit to wanting to do one myself…
I have a friend who tries to cheer me up by saying that at least I’m not trapped in a deep hole, filled with water. He means well.
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Izzy is currently enjoying colouring these in and says “diolch yn fawr iawn, Catrin” 
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Sometimes I hate writing the closing paragraph for a blog post, because I can’t think of a strong ending, or I come up with something that sounds like how I’ve ended a thousand blog posts before that.
As an added bonus, sometimes when I’m trying to think, my brain produces the most random things. I feel like SSI has influenced this in some way, what could it be… 
I think you should sign off withan enigmatic “tan toc” - you never know, it could catch on! 
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More funny one liners then.
About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast.
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible.”
“Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap.
If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?
I changed my password to “incorrect”. So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say “Your password is incorrect”.
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Bye for now.
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How has this thread become dormant?
Well, I haven’t been on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram in a few weeks now, so I don’t have many new memes to share. And a lot of the jokes I’ve come across recently are rather niche-specific. But let’s see…
We’ll go with a ‘society/culture is weird’ theme.
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Bumping this one back to the top in case anyone is in need of some light relief.
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This 182-year old phrasebook, published to help visitors to Wales talk to the peasants, is available online for those who may still need some useful travel phrases.
There are screenshots of a couple of the pages in the phrasebook on the Metro website at https://metro.co.uk/2020/11/23/old-phrasebook-unearthed-helping-tourists-speak-to-welsh-peasants-13638116/ (Metro is a free, advertising-funded newspaper distributed on public transport in the UK each day).
Some Welsh Christmas cracer jokes for anyone who fancies making their own this year. 
Jocs Cracyrs Dolig (1).pdf (35.7 KB)
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I heard one on Cyw the other day:
Beth ydy defaid yn gwisgo pan mae’n oer?
Meeeeeeenig
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Sorry posted the wrong file above - this is the correct one with no errors
Jocs Cracyrs Dolig.pdf (36.1 KB)
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Cerdd Fach
Having been inspired to change the language on my work based computer during a recent Welsh class, a little poem wot I wrote…
Roeddwn i’n meddwl
Sut i helpu
Fy nysgu am Gymraeg
Siarad neu ganu caneuon
Neu ddarllen mwy llyfrau.
Ond dim ond ddoe neu’r diwrnod cyn,
Fe wnes i feddwl fy hun
Newid yr iaith cyfrifiadur
i’r Gymraeg - cewch y llun?
Ond, rŵan, yn lle helpu llawer
Dw i’n teimlo llawer hen
Achos pan ddw 'i’n trio gweithio
Mae’n llanast efo fy mhen!
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Brilliant Liz!! 
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Diolch, Emma x 
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Nicki cat did not quite know what to do with her new gift.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CX6pGmqIM5w/
Volume up, please. 
Cymraeg / Saesneg
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