Bring us your kittens, your giggling babies, your laugh-out-loud jokes, your cute puppies, your one-liners, your wisecracks, your uplifting songs, your favourite comedy movies. Bring us funny quotes and anecdotes. Make us laugh, make us smile, warm our hearts.
Keep it clean and please respect our community standards. Diolch. 
And here’s a few one liners that make me giggle… 
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
I though once of getting a job cleaning mirrors, it was something I could really see myself doing.
Valleys one liners:-
I’d like to share my favourite ever meme which - in my job as a professional googler - always makes me smile
Hope this works. Needs volume. My son has been listening to the challenges as well 
I’m binge-watching Last Tango in Halifax, and laughing out loud at the dialogue. Now I’m modelling myself on ‘tell it like it is’ Celia’:
Waitress: What can I get you?
Celia! Ooh! What do you suppose a ‘crappucino’ is, Alan?
Waitress: It’s frappucino - coffee with ice.
Celia: They’ve always to muck everything about these days, haven’t they? Still, if you’re not taking risks, you’re not living. That’s what our William says. And he lives in his bedroom, so what does he know?
If anyone lives in Glasgow, check out Sprigg. It’s a takeaway lunch company and this is what their owner has to say about his approach to the lock down:
This really warmed my heart 
What do you call a sheep who won the lottery?
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Lucky.
Baaaaaa-ha-ha-ha 
I suppose ewe think that’s funny. 
What do you call a sheep on a motorbike?
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Fast.
These are all Catrin’s/Beuno’s, really. They can keep them coming all day. 
Let me guess, they also like cheese related jokes?
e.g. How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?
Caerphilly.
Soooooooooo cute! XXX
Which cheese do you use to hide a horse?
Mascapone
What do you call an unhygienic, senior cheese “of the cloth”?
Stinking Bishop
(Too contrived?? 
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What do you call a sheep socially distant from the rest of his flock?
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Sensible.
