Hilarious, thanks @AnthonyCusack. That in turns reminds me of
I had twelve bottles of whisky in my cellar…
and my wife told me to empty the contents
of each and every bottle down the sink…
or else!
So, I said I would… and proceeded with the unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and
poured the contents down the sink, with the
exception of one glass… which I drank.
I extracted the cork from the second bottle
and did likewise with the exception of one
glass… which I drank.
I pulled the cork from the third bottle and
poured the whiskey down the sink, with the
exception of one glass… which I drank.
I then withdrew the cork from the fourth sink
and poured the bottle down the glass…
which I drank.
I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next
and drank one sink out of it and threw the
rest down the glass.
I pulled the sink out of the next glass and
poured the cork from the bottle.
Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled
the drink and drank the pour.
When I had everything emptied I steadied
the house with one hand, counted the bottles,
corks, glasses and sinks with the other, which
were twenty-nine.
To make sure I counted them again… they came to seventy-four.
And as the house came by, I counted them again,
and finally I had all the houses and bottles and
corks and sinks and glasses counted,
except one house and one cork… which l drank.