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Under an umbrella on a tropical white beach, your feet tickled by clear blue waters you would mostly be drinking…?
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You believe in always buying quality…?
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It’s your moment on the podium on live TV, it’s your chance to influence the masses, what’s your subject?
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Here’s £50 because you need cheering up, what are you going to treat yourself to tonight?
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At school you were very good at… But really struggled with…?
1.Under an umbrella on a tropical white beach, your feet tickled by clear blue waters you would mostly be drinking…?
Real Ale or a decent Pina Coloda.
2.You believe in always buying quality…?
Local produced food. Not Tesco’s etc.
3.It’s your moment on the podium on live TV, it’s your chance to influence the masses, what’s your subject?
Why, Tony Blair put a D notice on Operation Ore in 2003.
4.Here’s £50 because you need cheering up, what are you going to treat yourself to tonight?
I’m going to have a sesh with friends…Wwww!!! I really am…
5.At school you were very good at: irritating my teachers… But really struggled with: the cane I was thrashed with…?
Luckily, I wasn’t a public school boy so I didn’t enjoy getting whacked
Under an umbrella on a tropical white beach, your feet tickled by clear blue waters you would mostly be drinking…?
Something iced and non alcoholic.
You believe in always buying quality…?
Boots.
It’s your moment on the podium on live TV, it’s your chance to influence the masses, what’s your subject?
Why our current education system is utterly broken,
Here’s £50 because you need cheering up, what are you going to treat yourself to tonight?
Two cans of twostroke mix and hrs of flying. If the sun would come out.
At school you were very good at…
Computers and maths
But really struggled with…?
The other kids!
Under an umbrella on a tropical white beach, your feet tickled by clear blue waters you would mostly be drinking…?
…A funky coloured cocktail of some sort, or a nice cold beer - depends on the mood!
You believe in always buying quality…?
…Gadgets! I never buy the cheapest, but do buy the best I can afford. Most people will know I’m a fan of my Apple products!
It’s your moment on the podium on live TV, it’s your chance to influence the masses, what’s your subject?
Podium?? What podium??? {frantically looks for the exit off the stage!}
Here’s £50 because you need cheering up, what are you going to treat yourself to tonight?
Indian takeaway tonight, Chinese takeaway tomorrow and chocolate with the change. Nothing like comfort food to cheer you up!
At school you were very good at… …Spanish (up to 3rd year/year 9) But really struggled with…? …Spanish (from year 9 to GCSE - due to 2 changes in teacher. Would’ve got an easy A in Spanish otherwise!)
Under an umbrella on a tropical white beach, your feet tickled by clear blue waters you would mostly be drinking…?
Water.
You believe in always buying quality…?
Sports gear.
It’s your moment on the podium on live TV, it’s your chance to influence the masses, what’s your subject?
How a random act of kindness can change your world.
Here’s £50 because you need cheering up, what are you going to treat yourself to tonight?
My wife. She works a Friday evening and with £50 in my pocket I would tell her to take it off.
At school you were very good at…
Biology.
But really struggled with…?
Girls.
Under an umbrella on a tropical white beach, your feet tickled by clear blue waters you would mostly be drinking…?
Pints of orange juice and lemonade with crushed ice.
You believe in always buying quality…?
Tools (DIY tools, wood carving tools, bike tools, pencils, spinning wheels etc)
It’s your moment on the podium on live TV, it’s your chance to influence the masses, what’s your subject?
The importance of being diverse.
Here’s £50 because you need cheering up, what are you going to treat yourself to tonight?
Flowers for my wife. A book for my daughter. A trip to Kiva for me.
At school you were very good at…
Imagining things.
But really struggled with…?
The boredom.
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It has to be cold beer…
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Washing Machines… If you have gone through as many as our family you would too!
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Ending all forms of Bigotry once and for all.
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A trip out for fish and chips for my children, they love them and I have forgotten the number of times we have told them we cant afford them!
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Good at music and hopeless at Maths and French
1.Under an umbrella on a tropical white beach, your feet tickled by clear blue waters you would mostly be drinking…?
A half-and-half of fruit juice and sparkling mineral water. If there’s a little vodka or white rum in there too, I wouldn’t complain.
2.You believe in always buying quality…?
Moisturiser…cheaper ones are a false economy if you know your ingredients.
3.It’s your moment on the podium on live TV, it’s your chance to influence the masses, what’s your subject?
Something awareness-raising or campaigning about neuro-M.E.
4.Here’s £50 because you need cheering up, what are you going to treat yourself to tonight?
Well, it’s my birthday today, so I’d spend it on food for an elegant afternoon tea party and of course birthday cake.
At school you were very good at…
Maths and sciences.
But really struggled with…?
Not fainting in assembly
Penblwydd hapus iawn, Carole!!
Under an umbrella on a tropical white beach, your feet tickled by clear blue waters you would mostly be drinking…?
Spritzers, Italian-style.
You believe in always buying quality…?
Olive oil, beer, and chocolate.
It’s your moment on the podium on live TV, it’s your chance to influence the masses, what’s your subject?
Why locking up asylum seekers off-shore is economically dumb (nevermind outrageously cruel)
Here’s £50 because you need cheering up, what are you going to treat yourself to tonight?
£50? That’s like about 270 Australian dollars, woohoo! Well, going to the movies tonight so I guess 3D Gold class ticket upgrades 
At school you were very good at…
Maths, English lit
But really struggled with…?
Italian, sport - until year 11 when they made “walking” a sports option so they wouldn’t have to keep failing kids like me.
- Pint pot of ‘builders’ tea
- Dog collars, really hairy dogs need those felt-lined ones with snaplinks
- How the banking crisis was spawned in 1986, along with the greed culture
- Tea bags and maybe a bottle of fizz Cymraeg from Ancre Hill
- I was good at teaching myself but not so good at not winding up the teachers. Then there was the fake bomb problem in 1971 …
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strong black coffee with the occasional glass of water
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socks, even cheap shoes are okay if you have good socks, and a bed, we spend 1/3 of our day in bed, so it makes sense to do it in comfort.
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together, we humans can collectively save ourselves from ourselves if we stop being so individually selfish.
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a nice piece of dead cow and some other stuff
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i was good at all subjects until I discovered drugs and alcohol at 13. My CSEs history was my worst subject.
- Under an umbrella on a tropical white beach, your feet tickled by clear blue waters you would mostly be drinking…?
Watered down, freshly squeezed orange juice with ice alternated by the odd sip of ice cold, fresh mojito with lots of mint.
2)You believe in always buying quality…?
Fresh orange juice, toilet roll, wine, chocolate, compost and fabric softener.
- It’s your moment on the podium on live TV, it’s your chance to influence the masses, what’s your subject?
It would be something garbled and emotional about the amount of children in care and the adoption and fostering system and fertility treatments etc.
- Here’s £50 because you need cheering up, what are you going to treat yourself to tonight?
A wide array of fresh and delicious ingredients, then I’d spend hours cooking a collection of tasty dishes and invite some good people round for a social afternoon of food and wine - hey get me talking as if I don’t have young kids to look after!
- At school you were very good at… But really struggled with…?
Good at art, literature, creative writing, history, home ec, running, CDT and blending in to the background.
Struggled with maths, sciences having red hair being very unpopular and being bullied.
- Fresh coconut juice.
- Beer
- For the people of these islands to stop believing everything they read in the papers about immigration.
- Jamon serrano, spanish olives, bottle of rioja.
- Rugby, cricket, Welsh (it was a long time ago). Rubbish at science.
“For the people of these islands to stop believing everything they read in the papers about immigration.”
Antonio, for one I don’t believe a word of it! 
Under an umbrella on a tropical white beach, your feet tickled by clear blue waters you would mostly be drinking...?
The atmosphere.
You believe in always buying quality...?
Yes, if I can afford it!
It's your moment on the podium on live TV, it's your chance to influence the masses, what's your subject?
For me, wanting out of the EU, is nothing to do about immigration, xenophobia, or racism.
Here's £50 because you need cheering up, what are you going to treat yourself to tonight?
A DVD box set: er… Star Trek… Saphire and Steel… Citizen Smith… Just Good Friends… so many to choose from instead of the dross with swearing we get so much of now.
At school you were very good at... But really struggled with...?
Going home… The other pupils.
1.- Bubbly lemonade or something like that
2.- Food. I love natural or locally produced stuff when I can get it. In other words, when I can get out of town to buy locally produced stuff in other places :(. Also haircuts.
3.- How will stories affect your life? I dont know, something of the like, related to stories or narration most likely (?)
4.- Thats SOME money just for cheering up! Id probably go to the movies and to dinner (now Im craving some potato leek!), or get a blue-ray/dvd, or buy a new book maybe.
5.- Writing essays … organizing my notes.